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she ought to do it.

Grown-ass woman.

All you've got to do

is cover up

this little guy here

and take a sniff.

Ay-yi-ya-ya!

Ooh!

You don't

gotta trick her, man!

What do you mean?

I'm not-

I'm not tricking anyone, dude!

Yeah! You're not f***in'

trickin' anybody!

There's a bunch of

grown-ass adults in here!

You know what?

We are grown-ups.

We're two f***ing

grown-ass women,

adults who crawled out of a

bar and got into your car.

Stop it.

All right, all right.

We did it 'cause

we f***in' wanted to.

You're not in charge, you dick.

Hey! Watch with the-

the heavy-handedness!

Heavy-handedness!

Sassy!

I don't know nothin'

'bout birthin' no babies.

Come on, y'all, let's go.

What the f***?

I got the key.

I got the key.

Jesus Christ. You're

doing it wrong, man.

Just go. Come on,

come on, come on.

It's blinkin'.

Do it. Go in.

Oh, what is that?

It's...

Like you're on fire!

Whatever!

What's up, my negro?

Hey.

After you.

You've reached the- the

freshness threshold.

Get beyond that...

You are such a dork!

I need- I need

to take a shower, dude.

What?

Hey... Are you okay?

Okay.

Ohh!

Yeah, dude!

I guess they

like each other.

I like you.

Dude,

what's up, man?

I'm just f***in' sittin'

on the couch, dude!

Jesus!

I mean...

Oh, my God.

What are you, like a

f***in' cat or something?

Oh, Christ.

Okay. We're cool,

we're cool, we're cool.

This is cool.

This is weird.

Do you want to go?

Do you want to go?

Do you understand?

Yeah, let's go.

F***in' garter belt's

gonna be tough.

They're even tougher when

the girl's passed out, man.

You shouldn't... What?

She's done, dude, she's done.

Don't do it. Stop now.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

Hey.

Yeah, totally out, man.

Yeah. Unresponsive right there.

- Leave it alone.

- Wake up. Come on.

Dude, she's passed out.

Statutory, dude.

Whatever! Don't

snap at me, a**hole!

Hey, come on.

Come on, wake up.

It's cool.

She's had a lot to drink.

# But now she's asleep #

Come on!

Dude, chill out.

Shut the f*** up!

Hey, whoa.

Whoa, hey, man, it's cool, man.

Hey, it's cool, man.

F***ing wack!

Hey, chill

dude, it's cool!

Whatever.

Hey, is everything cool?

Yeah, everything's cool.

Everything's f***ing cool. Yeah, whatever.

- We're cool.

- Jesus Christ.

Hey, we doin' this

or what, huh?

Doing what? I

don't- hey, are you okay?

You okay?

You doin' all right?

F***, man!

You're beautiful.

I like your face.

Sh*t, man,

shut the f*** up.

Clint,

what are you doing?

Get over here.

Get this sh*t.

Ohh! Oh, sh*t!

This is crazy!

Hey. Hey, come here.

Get this sh*t, dude.

Wait,

hold on, Shane.

Hey, hold on, look at this.

Shane, come on, man.

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